Battle of the brands

Ah, its morning. I wake up to the alarm blaring from my Finnish phone which was made in Indonesia. 7.43a.m. I sit up, scratch my head. No dandruff. Wow, that American shampoo must be really working.

7.50a.m.

Get up and pick up my American toothbrush and just squish a huge amount of British toothpaste on it.

8.32a.m.

Pop the kettle on the Italian oven/stove and get some water boiled.

8.33a.m.

water is boiled.

8.34a.m.

I make a morning chocolate based drink by a Swiss company.

8.44p.m.

Turn on my Japanese TV to see who's killing who on the news.

8.45a.m.

Seen enough murder so i turn off the TV.

8.48a.m.

Finish up a breakfast that I should have finished 10 minutes ago.

8.50a.m.

Sit at my PC of unknown origins, turn on the American made LCD monitor, move the American made mouse and type on the American made keyboard.

12p.m.

Eat a snack from Belgium

12.03p.m.

Wash my blanket made from Egyptian cotton in the Japanese washing machine.

12.35p.m.

Look for my Finnish phone which I have seen to have misplaced.

12.38p.m.

Find it.

12.40p.m.

Put in a CD of a band of Armenian origins into my Malaysian made DVD player and blast them through my Japanese hi-fi.

1.10p.m.

Get into my Malaysian ASSEMBLED car with parts made from Japan and Germany and drive to school to pick up my sister.

1.12p.m.

Turn on the Japanese made car stereo.

1.30p.m.

Get back home. Take off my British shoes and relax in front of the Japanese made TV.....

2.15p.m.

Get into my Malaysian ASSEMBLED car again, with parts made from Japan and Germany and drive to school to pick up my 2 sisters and my brother. The car jerks a little off the line like a hiccup. Malaysian craftsmanship at its best.

2.45p.m.

Back home again. TV till 5.30p.m.

5.45p.m.

Badminton with the siblings. My brother is using a racquet from England, my sister is using one from Korea and I'm using a Japanese one.
The shuttle is Malaysian. It only lasts 3 sets.

7.00p.m.

End the badminton game.

7.45p.m.

Dinner, Indian style!!

8p.m.

News. More depression.

9p.m.

More TV

11p.m.

F1. British fella in a British team wins the race in a German car running on Japanese tires.

11.35p.m.

Moto GP. Italian rider on Japanese bike team which runs on Malaysian fuel, who's main sponsor in an Italian CAR manufacturer, wins the race. Will the madness not stop??

12a.m.

News. More murder and corruption.

12.15a.m.

Bed.

10.45a.m. (the next day)

wake up and do this.....................