Why DID the chicken cross the road?

Suggestions by individuals:

Plato:  For the greater good.

Aristotle:  To fulfill its nature on the other side.

Karl Marx:  It was a historical inevitability.

Hippocrates:  Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its
pancreas.

Timothy Leary:  Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment
would let it take.

Douglas Adams:  Forty-two.

Nietzsche:  Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road
gazes also across you.

Oliver North:  National Security was at stake.

Albert Einstein:  Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road
crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Aristotle:  To actualize its potential.

Buddha:  If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Darwin:  It was the logical next step after coming down from the
trees.

Emily Dickinson:  Because it could not stop for death.

Epicurus:  For fun.

Ernest Hemingway:  To die.  In the rain.

David Hume:  Out of custom and habit.

Saddam Hussein:  This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Jack Nicholson:  'Cause it (censored) wanted to.  That's the
(censored) reason.

Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?

Ronald Reagan:  Well,...................

Johnny Cochran:  The chicken didn't cross the road. Some
chicken-hating, genocidal, lying public official moved the road right
under the chicken's feet while he was practicing his golf swing and
thinking about his family.

Camus:  The chicken's mother had just died.  But this did not really
upset him, as any number of witnesses can attest.  In fact, he
crossed just because the sun got in his eyes.

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And now..... some more familiar people......

Rex: TO EAT LA!!! PODA P#$%^K!!

Izwan: For 1 hour of CS

Triven: For faster internet speed!

Ajib: For more p%$#m@k ayam

Murali: The chicken went for futsal

Rammesh: Basketball la idiot!!

Murali: Sorry bro

Rammesh: Never mind bro, i forgive u.

Prins: The chicken go karaoke

Esmeth: To go to pangkas for dinner

Nabilah: To ask his friend to install game so he can play SIMS

Aslam: To eat pizza with Clement

Sucin: To meet a naked panda and tell him stories of how being a naked chicken is like.

Benyamin: To get season tickets to the Celics game next season

Ilyas: Cos he wanted to chill with some boilled "potatoes" and his "brothers"

Afiq: The chicken supposedly going overseas for a long time :P

Alan Andrew Michael: To check his Facebook, Myspace, Friendster, Hi5, Tagged... etc...

Boddah: ...................................................

Boris: For reasons which are so mangkuk even I don't understand

Charanpal: Dunno

Charanjit: Haha. What la u cha....

Charisha: Because he loved the other animals on the other side

Christy: To ask the KAKAK to adjust the microscope

Jaye: Simple. For fag.

Jenny: To use adobe photoshop to tag everyone

Kiran: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

Rubhini: :D

Veanu: Cause he saw something interesting that made him go "DEEEEEiiiiii!!!!!"

Wei Ewe: The chicken was being pointless




JOEL: ok here goes. its the best answer that ANYONE can give for this question. My answer
would probably change the world because its so damn magnificent!!! Its long but
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